Um...whoops.

So, we have our answer regarding the Rite-Aid $20 tent. Submitting for evidence, this photo, taken earlier this week at about 8am. We were awoken by the sound of the bricks weighing down the tent sliding across the deck, and apparently, the whole friggin' thing flipping over to the roof of the building next to ours. Whoops indeed. The good news is our anchoring system prevented it from taking off. Experiment complete.